Saturday, February 28, 2009

9

Mikey turned 9 on Friday...just seems like yesterday he was arrested for the first time. He's either getting older, or I have had too many head injuries and it's still the year 2000. What are you doing in my living room?

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Denison, Texas


Just got back from from Denison, Texas and met all sorts of real nice people. This man was so excited to hear my comedy he tried to eat my face. Sometimes love hurts, this time it was just awkward.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Happy Birthday!




Today the middle child celebrates her 34th birthday...oh wait, strike that and reverse it.

Either way, happy birthday Amy!

Sunday, February 08, 2009

Sunday Workout


Don't ask about the hats, I don't say anything about what you are wearing right now.

Friday, February 06, 2009

Rainy Days and Fridays

It's Friday which means at the end of the work day millions will be released to their weekend. Good for them, a hassle for me.
I am one of the privileged lower income artists who delights in living in paradise and can take advantage of it during the week as everybody else "works".
But now it's the weekend and everyone else will be crowding me out. Sorry it's raining, it was sunny all week for me.
Rain in San Diego is kind of like, well, God's wrath in the Old Testament. It's quick and it hurts but He's only doing it because He loves us, or somebody made Him mad, I can never remember. All I know is in the New Testament, He's much kinder and there is less smoting, smiting, fire balls. Adding to my theory that, having Jesus mellowed Him out.

Monday, February 02, 2009

Do Dogs Go To Heaven? Duh

Date: Mon, Feb 2, 2009 at 8:08 PM
Subject: Re: Dogs in Heaven

Dear Judy,
Thank you for your email. I laughed so hard some milk shot out of my nose, some people in attendance thought it was my first miracle, but I quickly silenced those rumors.
To answer your question, of course, dogs will be in heaven. Just remind your friend that when he sees God face to face he will find perfect happiness and he will also get to meet God's dog, Buddy.

Thanks for being my favorite sheep.
I remain simply, Fr. Joe


Pope Benedict XVI
benedictxvi@vatican.va

Euro Tour 2009

I believe we have the tour dates down.
March 26-30 Heidelberg, Germany
March 30- April 1 Aviano, Italy
April 2-4 Ireland
April 4-11 Medjugorje
April 12-16 Ireland

Or there about.