Texas is Fun!

What with that crazy astronaut lady and Britney shaving her head it made start thinking that I needed to buff up my security. This is all I could afford.

You Know It's Ash Wednesday When...

1. People keep looking at you weird (more than usual) and you forget why until you get in your car and look in the mirror and see the giant black cross on your head.

2. Parochial School girls insist on wearing their bangs plastered to their foreheads.

3. You would kill your sweet old granny for a hamburger.

4. You are only one day in with 39 days to go and already slipped on your thing you gave up for Lent...twice.

P.S. Lent is not an excuse for giving up junk food and subsequently getting into shape for spring...it's just a perk of being Catholic and laying off the Oreo's for 40 consecutive days!

A Quick Lesson

This is Jude in the snow...
Jude is cold...
Jude does not look happy...
because Jude is in the snow.

Rain and Snow

Just got back from Indianapolis and it's only 1am...I feel like I just woke up...22 hours ago.
Time flies when it takes a plane.
So I left snow to fly into San Diego and get rained on. At least it's not freezing rain. And at least it's 59 degrees at night and not 3, like when I got into Indianapolis.
Amen, I'm going to pass out now.

Colts

I am in Indianapolis and I am freezing.
Dear Mom and Dad, thank you for moving to San Diego to give birth to me...Snow is stupid.

Dr. Jason Seaver

I'm watching the show Growing Pains right now and I have a hard time believing that Alan Thicke could be a psychologist and even more hard to believe is that, as a psychologist he would let his son hang out with a kid with the first name as Mr. Stabone's son had.
If you don't know what it was, I ain't telling you...call Alan Thicke and ask him. And who would have ever guess that little Carol Seaver would get arrested for drunk driving, she's got some inner anger issues I think.

I miss my friends I made in Austria. Goodnight Giant muppet in the window, wherever you are.

She Aint Heavy...She's My Mother

2 weeks in and mom and I are still smiling...well, in this picture it's because our lips are frozen and we can't put them down. Snow is stupid.

Salzburg, Austria

How do you solve a problem like Courtney and Mr. Hooper?

FYI

6 weeks on the road (especially a European road) makes you tired.

Also having to sleep in rooms with lots of frilly things and flowers makes you go insane much quicker than staying in a room with no frilly things and flowers.

Ah yes....Munich.

I don't know what it is about Munich, Germany that makes me want to do this...maybe it's from watching "A Christmas Story" too many times...or maybe I got a hold of some bad snitchel.

So Far, No one has met My High Expectations