Ciao Italy, Hola Ireland.

OK, so it was St. Mark's bones.

P.S. You are not allowed to take pictures inside.

Also, we will not starve in Venice or for the next 17 days after what we consumed in the 24 hours in Italy.

One more thing, my new fan base seems to be 5.

Aviano

We are in Italy.
Tomorrow we get to go to mass in Venice at Saint Mark's...aptly named because the Saint is buried there.
Or so they say, I will use my crime scence investigative skills I have aquired from watch NCIS to investigate and will report back to you. Or I will just go to mass and then eat my weight in gilato...either way I have a show on base at Aviano 18:30!

Goodbye Germany hello Italy...whichever country, sheep is an international language.

Reach Out and Skype Someone

I like to talk to my dad because he is really nice. He also smells great which is irrelevant while talking on the phone but a valid point none the less. He had to stay home while he sent me and mom to Europe for camp. Comedy camp.
Comedy camp which stands for Judy performing while her mom eats head cheese sandwiches. Again not relevant but very gross.








I love you dad!

Wait till ZAGAT hears about this!

Slowest service EVER. I will never come back to this German restaurant again!

Ja!

For three years now I have loved to come to this park bench in Heidelberg and take pictures with random people. I was blessed to pose with some tourists from Japan. What will 2010 bring?

Heidelberg Day One

We made it to Germany a few hours ago. I say we because I brought my body guard along, my mom. I figured if anyone was going to keep me safe in 4 countries in 21 days it was going to be Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris was busy but he suggested my mom.
We are off to get lost in this small German town outside Heidelberg and hopefully make it back by 4pm. We have no phone and mom has no Euros but I have a great sense of direction (from years of training by my parents dropping me off miles from home and letting me find my way back) so we should be fine.
If not, at least we will take pictures of our demise and my sister Amy will make sure they get to Nancy Grace. Also if you come to Germany be sure to log onto http://mail.google.com it's not gmail.com, how American!

And God Laughed

XT3.com from Australia interviewed me about "God and His Sense of Humor"...cause I know something that others don't I guess.

Idaho in Pictures

Speakers, Bishops, priests, eating ribs and running down high school halls, oh my.

Boise, Idaho

Some see Stations of the Cross actors, I see living Lent.

It's like what normal people do at Disneyland but more holy and a little creepy at the same time.