Ich spreche nicht Deutsches sehr gut!

I leave for Germany in 11 days so I have been brushing up on the language...thanks google translate...you Felsen!

Ich mag nicht Frauen mit den Schnurrbärten.

Mein Hund bittet mich, schlechte Sachen zu tun .

Ich habe nicht genügend Geld, zum meines Gasbehälters zu füllen, aber ich fliege nach Deutschland in der ersten Kategorie.

Gott ist mein Chef.

SPF 50

I just ate a donut and I don't even care. Join me on this journey of deep fried batter of goodness won't you? Shed your inhibitions and come to the donut side...Don't be afraid, donuts are our friends. Except bear claws...Bear claws are evil.

On a side note I think I got way too much sun today.

Did you know the most common insurance claim on a cell phone is water damage due from the cell phone meeting the inside of a toilet bowl?
Do you know how I know this?
Ya...I dropped my phone off in the proverbial pool.
So think twice before borrowing my cell phone.

Such a Deal!!

Steubenville San Diego....done.
Next stop, Clearwater, Florida.

Close, Yet So Far...

I was almost home but then had the opportunity to stay in Georgia and check out camp Covecrest. So here I am in Tiger, Georgia just a few miles from where Delievernce was filmed....whoo hooo!
Back in San Diego Thursday for Steubenville San Diego.....good thing I packed extra britches!

Paul George is my friend and I don't care who knows.

Hot-Lanta

I started out in February running down in the south where it's so humid that you can cut the air with a knife, but slowly I got use to it.
While in Arizona I ran in 112 degree weather, but that's a dry heat, whatever that means.

Then when I went home I have been running in San Diego and Portland weather. You know, 75 and no humidity...The weather God likes to run in.

Today I ran here in Atlanta with my friend Paul and almost died!
Sure the dizziness and feeling like I was going to drop dead at any minute was exhilarating but it made me feel like I had reverted back to February again.

Maybe it has nothing to do with the weather...Maybe it's just that running is stupid.

New Math

Banana Bikes
+Oregon coast
+Auntie Jewd (w/ nieces)
+1 hour car ride
______________________
= Affirmation I should aspire to be the crazy cat lady

NATURE vs. JEWD

Please help me....I am stuck in Oregon some place, or actually I think I was in Washington today. I climbed until I hit water and then I dropped my camera in the water so these are the only photo's I have. There are many bugs here and they are hungry for blood, my blood. I don't know what Lewis and Clark were thinking, they should have taken the freeway to get out here.

Did I mention there were bees?

Comedy in Portland is Green

I had an awesome time celebrating my favorite Portland priest’s birthday tonight. Comedy and Hawaiian shirts always equals a good time.

Making Cookies with Aunt Judy is Fun!

It's fun to have fun with Aunt Judy!

Niece blog

Hello People,
I am Judy's niece Kelsey. Judy and I are watching a scary movie by Stephen King. The dude who killed this other dude, got attacked by little toy army men and died. We didn't think it was scary. Tomorrow is going to be fun because Judy and I get to spend the WHOLE day together. We are going to have some fun in our gold minivan. Judy is funny so I think you should buy her CD...It will make you happy.

Judy's favorite niece because she was the first born and is a freakin' cool 13-year-old ,
Kelsey

I think the coolest thing about this school is their blatant stereotypical Irish mascot who wants to fight you. Sure he's short, but like an axe wielding midget clown, he could do some serious damage to your shins!

I'm a Domer

Woke up at 4:30 am...Actually 7:30 am San Diego time but 4:30 am Indiana time. My roommate and I ran the two lakes on the campus at Notre Dame in the rain. We looked like Rudy, except we are women and not as pudgy as Rudy. I will update you on all the Irish fun this week!

Happy Birthday ...to my favortie mom!

Happy 28th anniversary of your 39th birthday, sooner or later you are going to have to turn 40!

I was Just Thinking

Don't forget to laugh at yourself from time to time, you might as well, everybody else is.

Spidey Senses

See why it's dangerous to walk out of my front door.

My New Favorite Movie Quote

"They think I don’t know a butt-load of crap about the Gospel. But I do."
Nacho Libre

I Like Cheese

That's it, nothing more, nothing less.
I just like cheese.
What do you want? Not all these blogs are earth shattering. Sometimes I just want to express my love of dairy products in a healthy and safe enviroment.
Ah...cheese, you have seen me though some hard times.

OK, I've said it before, but now I really mean it, I need to get out more.