Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Daisy Mae McDonald




To all my Daisy-Loving friends,

 

I've been busted by Daisy's dog trainer. She came out to give me a lesson with Daisy because I had been experiencing some difficult behaviors from her. Since my surgery she has lost all self-control when she sees people she knows. I have a really hard time controlling her, she loses focus on me, doesn't help me, and sometimes even breaks away from me to go and play with her Daisy-Loving friends. My trainer tells me this is happening because I am letting people pet her and play with her. I was reminded that her vest says "Do Not Pet' for a reason. I've been ignoring it because it is so fun to see her interact with everyone she loves, and I hate saying no to people, because I don't want anyone to be mad at me but in the end I do see how it is causing her to lose focus and that's not good!

My trainer tells me that service dogs are supposed to be 'ignored' by everyone other than their handler because most dogs cannot focus when there is any chance they think they may get positive attention from anyone but me.

So, this is what's happening.

 I've been letting everyone pet her and talk to her, and so she has learned to get excited (very excited) when she sees all of you. If you want to send Daisy love letters, I will read them to her, but my trainer says no more attention. No Petting. No Talking to Daisy, think of her as the invisible 8-foot bunny ”Harvey” in the 1950 movie with Jimmy Stewart.

Please, this means you, yes, you.

Yes, I know you donated, but you donated for Daisy to help me and this is the only way she can continue to help me. So if you really need to pet something you can pet me.

I'm so sad, but I do see how this will help. Daisy has had so much money and time invested into her training to make sure she helps me and my trainer tells me I really have to crack down to make sure she behaves as she was trained to. I'm cc'ing the trainer in this email to prove how much I want to help Daisy with this. If you have any questions feel free to call Daisy’s Trainer, Katie at Little Angels (619)888-2268


Thank you all so much for your understanding and for helping me get Daisy back into action!

 Pax

Judy & Daisy

Sunday, January 26, 2014

Urban Dance Camp

This made my day. I heard my dad watching this and thought, cool, my dad likes Bob Marley.  But it was more than my dad being a rastafarian it was this cool video:


Professional dance choreographers Keone and Mariel Madrid perform a routine as an old couple to Bob Marley's "Is This Love". In their spare time, this married couple teaches classes at the Urban Dance Camp.


http://www.wimp.com/coupledances/

http://www.wimp.com/coupledances/

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Describe What Your Dog Does?

Pretty much, except no war. 

http://youtu.be/WIlPFRsseQ8

Thursday, January 16, 2014

The Wonder Barnes Twins


http://www.today.com/sochi/twin-whose-sister-gave-olympic-spot-her-she-shocked-me-2D11939811
 Follow this LINK to read & see a video from the Today Show about my friends, Lanny and Tracy who happen to be best friends, twins and Olympians and pretty amazing people.  
I think a lot has to do with their nice mama & Poppa bringing them up right! I wouldn't even give my sister the last roll at Thanksgiving!

Monday, January 13, 2014

Happy Birthday Daisy!


I can't believe I'm old enough to have a 4 year old!
You make me smile everyday, especially when what you do is naughty, like break the copier at work.
Bad dog!


(JUST KIDDING PEE ON WHATEVER YA WANT KID, YOU ARE CUTE ENOUGH TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER!)

Sunday, January 12, 2014

Help Spread the Word About the Store!

If you have bought anything from my online store or from me in person at a show I am asking for your help. You can please help me by sending in pictures of you having fun with what you bought.

GET CREATIVE!

Take a picture of your beloved parakeet, Fred wearing a sheep happens T-shirt or a Fleece Navidad sweatshirt on your grandma as she cruises the neighborhood in her grandma-motorcycle gang, a  Sheep Happens sticker on your principal's car with their FULL consent, a sheep pin on your brain surgeons lab coat...are y'all starting to get the picture?

Please be tasteful yet crazy creative as I know my little sheep will be, and I will use your pictures,vines, videos for my new marketing campaign!
And the best part out if it for you? No money! Just knowing you helped your favorite Catholic Comedian raise money for her "Robotic Lumbar Spinal Fusion". 

Such a deal, you look cool on sheep swag and I get to walk again. Win, win!
Thank you so much for helping me pay for my back surgery and all the cost I incurred along the way who knew it would be so expensive? I guess that's why God just gave us one back. He knew what he was doing with 1, very cost effective! 

Please share & repost with your friends and family to repost to their friends and family on Facebook and Twitter. 
 
My recover time is 3 to 6 months but with God's & your love & support & addiction to online shopping ;for awesome Jesus/sheep T-shirts & sweatshirts & one of a kind art work (your addiction, not mine) I'm going to blow that time frame for recovery outta the water!

It all starts with you getting yourself & other people to my site
With their card in hand.
http://mkt.com/judy-mcdonald

I'm so excited to keep the store constantly changing. It's hard work but I'm outta of work and need your supportive than ever right now. Thank you so VERY much!
Pax,
Judy&Daisy

Monday, January 06, 2014

Butterbeer aka Diabetes in a Cup

Cold Butterbeer Frappucino:

A Creme Frappuccino base.
"Don't skimp on the fat by asking for skim or 2% milk as whole milk is required for the right consistency."
Add 3 pumps of caramel syrup.
Add 3 pumps of toffee nut syrup.
Top with caramel drizzle.






 Hot Butterbeer Latte:
Whole milk steamer (I order it breve (half & half)
Add caramel syrup (2 for tall, 3 for grande, 4 for venti)
Add toffee nut syrup (2 for tall, 3 for grande, 4 for venti)
Add cinnamon dolce syrup (2 for tall, 3 for grande, 4 for venti)
Whipped cream and salted caramel bits on top Optional:
Add a shot of espresso (2 for a grande or venti)

According to StarbucksSecretMenu.net

Sunday, December 15, 2013

The Store is Open!

The online store is up!Every $ you spend goes directly to my medical bills.In a way you have a stake in RoboJude 2.0! http://mkt.com/judy-mcdonald Judy McDonald is a stand up comedian who sells her wares (mostly stuff to do with sheep). Read John 10:27 to understand why she like sheep so much. You can just like em cause they are cute. Shop on!

Friday, December 13, 2013

The Most Catholic Dog Ever

I think Daisy has been to more, Masses, Hours of Adoration, Catholic conferences, you name it, in the last 9 months, than most people I know will go in their entire lives. 
She gives new meaning to the word, "dogma".




Mamacita

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

CatholicNews.com

People

Catholic sees comedy as part of everyday life, a form of evangelization

INDIANAPOLIS (CNS) -- A peek into the halls of the Indiana Convention Center during the National Catholic Youth Conference in Indianapolis Nov. 21-23 would show different aspects of the faith. A bishop talked about turning off electronic devices to find time for God. A priest discussed how to combine fitness and prayer time. And on a stage in a large exhibit hall, comedian Judy McDonald commented on the questions she is asked as result of her service dog, Daisy. "They'll ask if I'm blind -- while I'm texting," she jokes. McDonald and Daisy were part of the conference's afternoon recreation portion Nov. 23 in an hour-and-a-half session called the Comedy Club. The pair was joined by seven other comedy acts to lighten the mood after two-and-a-half days of praise, worship and faith-growing sessions. "Comedy is in our life every day, like depression and dinner and pancakes and snot," said McDonald, a lifelong Catholic and former youth and campus minister. McDonald has struggled with post-traumatic stress disorder for the last three years, and Daisy helps her cope.

Catholic comedian connects faith, life and humor during NCYC performance

Read the full story here: http://www.archindy.org/criterion/local/2013/11-29/ncyc-comedy.html

The Criterion 
The Criterion Online Edition 

National Catholic Youth Conference 2013

Catholic comedian connects faith, life and humor during NCYC performance

After performing a comedy routine on stage on Nov. 23 in an exhibit hall, comedian Judy McDonald pays some attention to her service dog, Daisy, at her booth at the National Catholic Youth Conference at the Indiana Convention Center in Indianapolis. (Photo by Natalie Hoefer)
After performing a comedy routine on stage on Nov. 23 in an exhibit hall, comedian Judy McDonald pays some attention to her service dog, Daisy, at her booth at the National Catholic Youth Conference at the Indiana Convention Center in Indianapolis. (Photo by Natalie Hoefer)


 
By Natalie Hoefer
A peek into the exhibit halls of the Indiana Convention Center during the National Catholic Youth Conference (NCYC) in Indianapolis on Nov. 21-23 would show different aspects of the faith.
A bishop talked about turning off electronic devices to find time for God.
A priest discussed how to combine fitness and prayer time.

And on a stage in a large exhibit hall, comedian Judy McDonald commented on the questions she is asked because of her service dog, Daisy.
“They’ll ask if I’m blind—while I’m texting,” she jokes.
McDonald and Daisy were part of the Saturday afternoon recreation portion of NCYC in an hour-and-a-half session called the Comedy Club.
The pair was joined by seven other comedy acts to lighten the mood after two-and-a-half days of praise, worship and faith-growing sessions.
“Comedy is in our life every day, like depression and dinner and pancakes and snot,” said McDonald, a lifetime Catholic and former youth and campus minister.
“Life is life. I think we tend to compartmentalize God into a separate area, and he doesn’t want that. He wants all of it.
“So I think, why not put Catholicism in comedy and comedy in Catholicism? It’s part of our life.”
McDonald, who lives in San Diego, sees comedy as a form of the new evangelization.
“I integrate a funny talk with sharing my faith. I did that even in secular clubs. I was part of the new evangelization, and I didn’t even know it.”
McDonald has been performing as a comedian for 20 years. She started doing comedy on the side while a freshman at the University of San Diego.
After graduating, McDonald served as campus minister for her alma mater.
Later, while working as youth minister for a junior high school, she felt a push toward full-time comedy—out of necessity.
“The priest at the time said, ‘You know how you want to be a comedian? Well, this is God’s way of shoving you into that because we don’t have enough money to pay you anymore.’ I was like, ‘Thank you?’ But now I praise God for it.”
She switched to full-time comedy in 2003, speaking at faith-based conferences, Life Teen events and parishes.
Soon she was invited to go overseas to perform at garrisons and army bases. That led to speaking at parishes in Ireland and other countries, and eventually large venues like NCYC.
But all was not comedy and laughter in McDonald’s life.
“My childhood was not particularly good, and no one knew about it until I was about 30,” she said.
As a result of the incidents of her past, McDonald has suffered from Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) for the last three years.
“My doctor said getting a service dog would be good for me, but that it was $10,000. I didn’t exactly have that in the cookie jar,” she said.
McDonald prayed about what to do. She decided to send a letter to all those for whom she’d worked in the past, as well as adding the plea to her Facebook fan page.
“I really felt the Holy Spirit nudging me to trust that if these people cared for me then they would help me.”
Within two weeks, McDonald had the $10,000.
“I really feel like God gave me [my service dog] Daisy,” she said. “She came from the aptly named ‘Little Angels Service Dogs’ in San Diego. She alerts me when I’m going to have a panic attack or flashback or nightmares,” McDonald explained.
“She’s not the end all be all, but God has certainly put her in my pathway as a gift, and I respect her as such. She really is my little angel.”
The dog has proven to be a blessing in her comedic ministry as well.
“She’s great after shows when kids want to come up and talk to me,” said McDonald. “She’s that extra push that comforts kids if they want to share something with me. I’m someone from out of town, and they may not be comfortable telling their youth minister, but they’ll talk to me.
“Of course, I then tell them to share it with their youth minister or priest or mom,” she said.
McDonald is a fan of NCYC, and not just for the economic opportunity it provides.
“I love this venue. It’s so great for the kids to see before they go off to college that it’s OK to be Catholic.
“If I’d known what these kids are learning here, I would have stayed Catholic out of love instead of fear,” she admitted.
“It’s so great to see them having fun and doing it because they want to do it. Now their kids are going to learn, and it’s just going to build.
“These kids aren’t the Church of the future, they’re the Church right now,” said McDonald. “Anybody could come here and have hope. If anyone is disillusioned about the Church, they need to come here and see this.
“[NCYC] gives me hope throughout the year. I can look back at this and say, ‘The Church is OK.’ ” †
 Edition

Friday, November 22, 2013

NCYC

We are at Lucas Oil for NCYC and we found the easiest way to tell 23,000 people at the same time NOT to pet my service dog. 

Monday, November 11, 2013

My Friend Christina & her Service Dog Zoe

Service woes

I’m having a hard day. Having Zoe is supposed to make my life easier, and in a lot of ways, she does… But lately it’s been really hard dealing with the ignorance of people in public when they’re interacting with us as a service dog/handler team (or should be completely ignoring us).

Basically tonight, I went to Fatburger in North Hollywood to pick up a sandwich I called in and naturally, I had Zoe with me. At the counter, the girl says to me “there’s no animals allowed in here”. I say, “she’s a service dog”, and the girl says “ok but there’s no animals in here.” At this point, I just repeat and say “she’s not a pet, she’s a medical animal” to a blank stare. Then another CUSTOMER steps in and says something, to which the girl says “fine ok, as long as I don’t get in trouble”, with a tone and rolling her eyes like she doesn’t believe me. It might not sound like a huge deal, but believe me, I felt accosted, I felt people staring at me, and was made to feel like I was in the wrong… obviously if someone else had to come up and defend me. Even after I was leaving, I heard another employee say something about me having an animal, and the original girl saying “she said it’s a service dog”. So how many people there exactly are unaware what a vested service animal looks like?

It’s sad that I should almost expect this kind of ignorance from strangers, but I never thought I’d have to deal with it from employees of a corporate chain. You’d like a company would have some sort of training for their employees on what a service dog looks like.

It’s easy now to defend myself now, but in the moment, I feel on display, attacked and awkward… and all I want to do is flee and I freeze up. So naturally, I did and then just cried in the car afterwards.

When we’re out, I don’t want to talk about us, I don’t want to have to explain 100 times what she does… I just want to be ignored and treated like anyone else. Being called out constantly for having a disability animal with me is not helping me at all. I’ve had people yell across stores “is that your dog?”, “are you training her?” Or “look at the pretty doggy!”.

Some days are easier than others, and today’s just not one of them…

Friday, November 01, 2013

LAX

Even though some bad things happened today at LAX we got to see our friends from the Jacob and Matthew band before we got on our flight to Seattle. Hooray!