I am voting today and do you know why? It's because I am scared of P. Diddy.
I once met George W and he was nice and shook my hand, we drank diet cokes together, but that's not why I like him.
I have never met John Kerry, but I do like ketchup, it has natural mellowing agents, maybe that's why he has such a relaxed face.
I once ran for junior class vice president in high school. My slogan was, "Vote for the unpopular girl for once." I didn't win.
What is Ross Perot up to?
