Hairy

I love old men. Do you know why? They don't care what they look like. Their eyebrows look like unruly hamsters!! If it weren't for my mom's "magic scissors" my dad would have eyebrows five feet in length. Irish people especially have shaggy eyebrows not to mention the feared ear hairs that sprout and poke people as they pass to near. Scottish people too but not so much the woman, that's more Ukrainian women with the shaggy facial hair. But I'm not here to judge, I'm here to mock. I'm glad I'm not a man; it's bad enough when you are a grandma and you start to grow a beard but to start a beard in high school, yuck.