I found two dollars in my pocket tonight.
TWO DOLLARS!
That's two dollars more than I had before I put my hand in my pocket.
That makes me happy because it's like making money without doing anything, like a raise from God.
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Who is Ty Pennignton kidding? He's selling forks at Sears that he designed
How hard is it to design a fork? I don't think very, it's not like you can reinvent the fork.
They tried once, it was called the spork.
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I'm going to go try to be good again so I can make more money next time I check my pockets.
