For the 456 of you who called me today and said, "what, on Labor Day, does that mean YOU have to work since YOU never really have a real job?" I say to you...Your mom goes to college.
I work.
I just don't work like you work.
I work 10 minutes to an hour at a time slaving under hot lights and a microphone to bring joy to sick children and puppies.
So just because I don't have a 9 to 5 job or get to go to a company picnic doesn't mean I don't work.
I think my mom would say you are all jealous of me. Work on that and don't call unless you have something nice to say or you are calling because you found a wad of cash in the street cause that might be mine, I dropped it.
