Do you really wonder why the East Coast has a reputation of being tougher than us peaceful granola eaters out in the West Coast?
It's because they have bugs the size of small army tanks!
This thing landed on me tonight and after I wrestled it to the ground a brave New Yorker stepped on it...I heard a lot of things crunch and go squish. 5 seconds later it got up shook it off and just before it flew away it turned and gave me the finger. Have you seen the movie Jaws 2? I need some dolphins to protect me from this things deranged orphan child.
