Lazy Circles In the Sky My Eye

According to my friend Darla this hawk was scoping me out because he thought I was dying because I am just so skinny...poor Darla, she's blind in one eye.

I found this outfit the other day in my baby trunk (that's the trunk where I keep babies) and after trying to get it on I gave up and dressed up the dog instead. You see sometimes I get really bored. It's not that I don't have anything to do. It's just that the things I have to do are dumb and I would rather not do them. Did you know dogs don't like it when you put mascara on them but will tolerate lip liner, that is of course if you can find a dogs lips.
That's right, still single.

Transworld Skate

For Tommy's birthday I told him we would go on a tour of Transworld Media. That's the place in Oceanside where they make Transworld Skate, Surf, Quad, BMX and other sport magazines that I would break an appendage if I attempted. My God Daughters daddy (does that make him my God Baby's Daddy?) is the Event Director for Transworld Skateboarding and was kind enough to give us the tour and give Tommy all sorts of swag. Included in the tour was a lesson on the giant map (pictured), a game of ping pong, a gander at the warehouse that looks just like the one in The Office, meeting all sorts of nice surfer and skate people and even a guy from Wales, looking through the break room's refrigerator and a tour of the company skate ramp (all not pictured). The best part about the day was giving a youngster the false idea that working in an office environment could be fun. Shoot, I might even last a week in a place that sells surf wax in a bubble gum machine for a quarter right next to the free cappuccino machine. Happy Birthday Tommy and stay in school!

Mikey's New Trick

We are all so proud but none so much as his parole officer.

McDonald Sista's

...Not even from another mister. All the same daddy and mommy. Do we look alike? I'm the shortest and most smartest. And I am a snappy dresser as well as a heck of a juggler.

Eye Don't Believe It

This is my eye 2 days after I had surgery to take out a Russian spacecraft or something. Anyway, anyone can see that I was either part of some gang initiation or have some sort of horrible malpractice lawsuit pending. Anyone except the two different people who after hanging out with me for a few hours were very polite and never asked about my eye and later told me they just thought I messed up while putting on my make up.
Really?
Do people think I am that inept? Yep, that's right, I only put on my deep purple and blue eyeshadow and blue stitches on one eye. Gosh am I silly. I guess those self esteem classes I took online were a waste of no money. Well, there's always plan B. Plan B consists of eating fun sized butterfingers until they run out. That's it.

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Happy Birthday Tommy!

My first nephew, my first God Son and my go to guy for comedy material turned 12 years old today. That means he can ride shotgun, finally! Now he can hold my coffee in the front seat while I drive and I won't have to turn around to the back seat to reach for it. So that's a good thing, no more coffee related fender benders. Soon he will be able to drive his favorite aunt around while I sit in the back seat with my coffee. and Mikey can sit in the front set and bark out orders where to turn and how fast to go. That mean he can drive the get away car for Mikey when he robs his first bank.