I found this outfit the other day in my baby trunk (that's the trunk where I keep babies) and after trying to get it on I gave up and dressed up the dog instead. You see sometimes I get really bored. It's not that I don't have anything to do. It's just that the things I have to do are dumb and I would rather not do them. Did you know dogs don't like it when you put mascara on them but will tolerate lip liner, that is of course if you can find a dogs lips.
That's right, still single.
