Once again it's time to say, "hooray for dad!"
Even though mom tries to drink us out of house and home and is constantly wondering off and spending our grocery money on outfits for cats (which she does not even own), we stood tall and made it through another year. Through it all dad and I pull it together and carry this family forward while always keeping our names out of the paper.
Tomorrow, we will play together in a local golf tournament and we will win not only first place but second and third as well. We are just that good. My humble attitude must come from dad as well; that, and my juggling skills, street knife combat skills and salt water taffy eating skills.
Happy Father's day dad, I love you!