I heard a joke Today....oh, that sounds funny.

That's Captain Flat Teddy to You!

Game, Set, and Match

I'm not sure if Flat Teddy (a distant cousin to Flat Stanley like Celebration Station is in relation to Chuck E. Cheese) is suppose to be an actual popularity contest when you are in second grade.

But if it is, my nephew Mikey is SO gonna win!

FLEMISH

Wakey, wakey

I woke up this morning and for a good 30 seconds had no idea where I was.
I heard my phone ringing and thought, "whoa, my phone isn't suppose to work in London, that's weird, I don't think I'm in London."
One eye open, "this ain't London! This ain't Germany and I ain't home...holy sweet mother where am I?"

I am in America...no wait, I am in Texas.

Texas..Hook em Aggies, no wait Gig em Horns.

Mon the Hoops!

A Sink in Belgium

When you sit the angel stares at you. Not in a demeaning or judging way just a staring creepy angel way.

God Save the Queen (why, was she choking or something?)

Had an awesome time in Dirty Ol London today with my friend Micah. I saw Big Ben, rode the tube and met these people who had no idea how silly they looked in their wigs. Now I am back in Germany packing a months worth of stuff before my flight home tomorrow morning. Those 2 days at home are going to be lovely, but then I will leave again for 2 weeks. I don't want to but I am under contractual obligation (my parents don't like me to stay for more than 2 days in a row.)

RAF Mildenhall!!

Turn Off the Lights

Heading out to do my last show of the Euro-Jude Tour! Will the Queen ever be the same?

Brian Kennedy is An Irish Singer

Auf Wiedersehen Deutschland

I talked to the Heidelberg Germany junior high dudes tonight ...next stop AIRMEN in England. I'm working my way up in height. A taller audience that flies giant aircraft as oppose to pre-teens....I will still tell my Chewie jokes.

as·sim·i·la·tion

as·sim·i·la·tion (ə-sĭm'ə-lā'shən)

1. 1. The act or process of assimilating.
   2. The state of being assimilated.
2. Physiology. The conversion of nutriments into living tissue; constructive metabolism.
3. Linguistics. The process by which a sound is modified so that it becomes similar or identical to an adjacent or nearby sound. For example, the prefix in- becomes im- in impossible by assimilation to the labial p of possible.
4. The process whereby a minority group gradually adopts the customs and attitudes of the prevailing culture.

Brussels: NATO, New Boyfriends, and A Statue that Pees

Note: no NATO pictures are shown here, just in case you were wondering.

Italy!

Hello from Brussels, can you believe they let me in a NATO office?

Today in Pictures: Radio, Rain and the Fetal Position

Oh...just wait till the video.

Gone To Assisi, will write if I get work

Half A German Marathon is Better Than None

The Holy Land: Donegal, Ireland

He's not Mad, just a little Peeved off