I woke up this morning and for a good 30 seconds had no idea where I was.
I heard my phone ringing and thought, "whoa, my phone isn't suppose to work in London, that's weird, I don't think I'm in London."
One eye open, "this ain't London! This ain't Germany and I ain't home...holy sweet mother where am I?"
I am in America...no wait, I am in Texas.
Texas..Hook em Aggies, no wait Gig em Horns.
Mon the Hoops!