I don't crash weddings, I crash wedding party pictures.
The man in the front row of my show pushed himself backwards until he was safety away from me tonight...I wonder how many letters tonight will generate. We know at least one, I'm going to write an angry letter on front row exit etiquette.
Fr. Carl really needs a Rhoomba.
McGavin and McDonald Ministering to Gods people, more specifically ministering to 1/2 naked homeless construction workers.