Smells like Teen Spirit

Just got off a 14 hour bus ride with 81 kids and boy do I have a new found respect for Fabreeze. How come teenage boys smell so bad? Perhaps they do not realize how bad they actually smell because all their senses are not fully developed yet. Or maybe they enjoy the fact that they can make others physically ill with their own stench. Very caveman-like but I think I am on to something. I know people I hang out with would not boast to their friends that they have not showered in 3 days. But maybe I just hang out with really classy people. At any rate I have to go and put all my money into Fabreeze stocks, I wonder how much $3.78 will buy.