- Axe wielding Midget clowns.
- People who don't like dogs.
- Math
- Stepping on gum in your bare feet or what you think is gum which later turns out to be your pet goldfish
- People who burp and blow.
- Paper cuts.
- Desert boogers.
- People who complain about having to park far away from the gym but once they are in the gym they walk on the treadmill.
- Being poor.
- Fat free milk.
- Tall clowns.
- Gravy on my mashed potatoes.
- Restraining orders.
- Alf
- Nightly news teasers
- Damn Illinois Nazis.
- When people hear Bing Crosby and think it's Perry Como, oh man that makes me so angry I could spit.
