Cold

The weather here has been very icky. Icky for here, it's paradise for people in the mid west like my uncle Rich who is visiting. My mom and I are going to Oahu in a few weeks and so help me if it's not 80 and clear every day I'm going to write a letter to my congressman. The last time I was in Hawaii I was 5 and we stayed there for a month. I'm pretty sure it was part of a witness relocation program. I remember that the native kids would not play with me because I was white; it might have been that my mom use to make me get perms back then. Think Napoleon Dynamite hair. I also remember not bring able to hold it on a bus and peeing on my stuffed animal who was a raccoon named Ricky. I remember George the dog who I fed sand crabs to. I also remember that I do not like poi. The taste was not very memorable and it was grey, good for elephants but not a good combination for food.