My friend and I were walking today and he stopped to read the headlines that read something like, "Local Base Under Ire." Of course being the super genius I am I quickly blurted, "Ha, they forgot to put an 'f' on fire, what idiots!"
Turns out ire means Anger or wrath.
Oops.
Sometimes it's best if I just don't talk, my IQ tends to go up when I say nothing.
