I saw Mark Summers today. What? You don't remember the Host of Double Dare Mr. Mark Summers? It was only the coolest show on tv when I was in junior high. It was a very messy show and turns out Mark had OCD and couldn't stand being around so much slime. It took everything in me not to go up to him and say, "whoa man, what's all over your face!" or "hey your shoe is untied and your hair is very messy."
But I just smiled and walked on, because I choose to remember my TV host heros in their vermillion hot prime.
