Saturday, September 29, 2007

RAF Mildenhall!!

Turn Off the Lights

Heading out to do my last show of the Euro-Jude Tour! Will the Queen ever be the same?

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Auf Wiedersehen Deutschland

I talked to the Heidelberg Germany junior high dudes tonight stop AIRMEN in England. I'm working my way up in height. A taller audience that flies giant aircraft as oppose to pre-teens....I will still tell my Chewie jokes.

Monday, September 24, 2007


as·sim·i·la·tion (ə-sĭm'ə-lā'shən)
    1. The act or process of assimilating.
    2. The state of being assimilated.
  1. Physiology. The conversion of nutriments into living tissue; constructive metabolism.
  2. Linguistics. The process by which a sound is modified so that it becomes similar or identical to an adjacent or nearby sound. For example, the prefix in- becomes im- in impossible by assimilation to the labial p of possible.
  3. The process whereby a minority group gradually adopts the customs and attitudes of the prevailing culture.

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Brussels: NATO, New Boyfriends, and A Statue that Pees

Note: no NATO pictures are shown here, just in case you were wondering.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Hello from Brussels, can you believe they let me in a NATO office?

Sunday, September 09, 2007

Tis a Great Thing to be a Little Person

Courtney is returning to Ireland with me in search of her real father who she thinks is a leprechaun. The real Courtney is being held hostage in Louisiana by second graders who are slowly killing her by breaking down her immune system with their snot and not washing their hands...ever.

Saturday, September 08, 2007

Jude and Marlo and Popple

We did a 10k today with the help of our Popple shirts...and the magical power of snitchel combined with Monster energy drink.
Tomorrow: IRELAND

Only for my mom: HEADCHEESE

Meet Trey


Wednesday, September 05, 2007


I have Arrived

I am cold smiling to myself because I am stealing a Germans Wireless signal and that makes everything on Blogger in German. I hate that I can't take naps, so for now I will continue to stare at Gunther as he tries the get his signal back.

I bought the new Mother Teresa book, "Come Be My Light" and so far it is awesome, in a dark way that only me and MT get.

I'm gonna walk now cause I can't run in Germany on the first day...that would be overkill.

Welcome to Germany Jude....

It's always nice to know that a terrorist plot aimed at the airport you just landed in and places you are planning to visit was broken up hours before you landed. It's just good clean living that keeps me upright most days.