Friday, September 27, 2013

$1700 Picture

My 3 day RACZ procedure is over. Now I just have to let the juices "cook" for a few weeks and see if they did their work and ate up all the scar tissue and then filled up the gaps with fresh healthy blood flow or some blah blah, medical stuff that I didn't really listen too much because I was busy looking at my hand because when your on the kind of drugs that they had me on, looking at your hand is faciniating! 
Good thing I had the best nurse ever. 
And only a handful I of people thought I was serious when I posted that it wasn't my back at all but that I had given birth to a healthy baby boy. No wonder I was in pain when he comes out at 6 weeks old!

I sure did show my insurance. When They don't cover a procedure that might just help me perhaps avoid spinal fusion I take lots I pictures. "Oh thank God Obama care will come fix every thing soon!" said Daisy in her most sarcastic voice ever as she went to go check on the baby. 
Stay classy and always lift with your back in quick, short thrusting and jerking motions!

I Knew She Was Moonlighting

Monday, September 23, 2013


My name is Daisy Mae and I weigh 84.5 pounds.  I didn't weigh that much 6 weeks ago, In fact I weighed 11 pounds less. But I started a bad habit.  you see, I steal my 11 year old brother's kibble when he is not looking.  His bowl, then being empty gets refilled by his mom who thinks my mom just didn't feed him when she fed me and no one is the wiser.  I have been eating two dinners for the last two months and would of gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids and that pesky dog.
Now they are watching what I eat and making me exercise above and and beyond what my human is use to. Oh well, at least I'm not in Utah (inside dog joke).

Old School Blog

Sunday, June 26, 2005

Reader Mail

Dear Judy,
My mom says I should stay in school and be a doctor. But I want to be a stand up comedian. I really like your comedy and wonder, where do you get your ideas?
Billy McCloskey
Toledo, Ohio

Dear Billy,
You should listen to your mother and be a doctor! Just remember this, doctor's can always tell jokes but stand up comedians can't perform surgery.
As for the ideas for my comedy, I just listen to the voices.
Stay in school Billy!

Sunday, September 22, 2013

My Phat Phriend

I'm not saying who, but OK Daisy, has gained as much weight as I have lost in the last month. So we went out for a hike to burn off some kibble this morning. 
She has to look good for our last handful of shows of the year! 
Plus she can't break the plane when we fly.