Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Tuesday, April 13, 2010


I took a big step today and got a free sample of the new Kitty Kelly Biography, OPRAH on my Kindle!
When I say Oprah I have to yell it a la Tina Fey on 30 Rock. OOOP-RAAAAAHHHHHHH! I have tried to say it normally but find it nearly impossible. So I will let you know if I learn anything scandalous within the first 12 pages which is what a sample on the Kindle is.
If I don't gasp at least three times within 12 pages I will not buy the rest of the book.  Also, I demand pictures in this book.  I just hope there are not pictures of me because I don't remember ever taking any pictures with her, but then again I have lapses. Like sometimes I try to eat just one potato chip and before I know it my hands goes clear through the bottom of the bag and I'm outside drinking out of the garden hose.  So I guess it's very possible that I could be in the new Oprah book.  If I am I hope it's a good picture and my eyes are all the way open.  Sometimes I do the half eye squint in my left eye, so embarrassing.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Does Your Dog...

...Sit like a human and does it creep people out? No, but this is not my dog.

Sunday, April 04, 2010

Happy Easter, Bak Bak!

 We started out Easter in the normal fashion, mass, with a million new strangers at our parish, then home to take a picture in our fancy clothes.

 But then it turned rather ugly as Chewie, the yellow lab with a heart of gold ate the, well, golden egg.  He could not accept the prize of finding the golden egg, which was 45 cents because he would spend it on booze.

I feel perhaps that the day might appear to have taken a turn for the worst when we started shooting each other in the head, but I think perhaps that was a highlight.  I like to look at it more as traveling baptisms in the cranium.  Sounds better.

Mom cooked all sorts of good things and then we ate until we were full and then we went outside and shot each other some more.  All and all, a wonderful day.
Happy Easter!