I think I have found my 13th career. Backyard Pool Service Dog Underwater Photo's. I have to call the business card guy.
Wednesday, April 08, 2015
Saturday, April 04, 2015
Monday, March 30, 2015
East Coast Comedy
May 1, 2015 I have a show in Ocean City, Maryland. Instead of me and Daisy hopping back on the plane and flying cross country we want to stay and be funny for our East Coast friends!If your University, Parish, Diocese, Club, or Biker Gang would like me to come and perform comedy please send us an email here.
One of my MANY personal assistants will call you back and discuss the details if you email your phone number, date of the show and where you are located.
Sunday, March 08, 2015
The Total Dog, Swim & Fitness Center
Here is a new project I made for The Total Dog in Oceanside, CA. If you look not that closely you might see me and Daisy! Free-lance fun using my degree. Thanks USD.
Tuesday, March 03, 2015
We Have a New Bishop!
Robert W. McElroy
thesoutherncross.org
Sunday, February 22, 2015
#Oscars2015
Daisy is not impressed that I worked at the 69th Annual Academy Awards.
I was going to sell that on eBay one day. Bad dog.
Thursday, February 19, 2015
Thursday, February 12, 2015
Tuesday, February 10, 2015
Monday, February 02, 2015
Daisy VS. The Tissue Paper
Although Daisy is valued at over $24,000 (but really invaluable) with all her training I guess she missed the day of service dog school when they went over what to do when tissue paper gets stuck to your lip. Of course she's my dog.
Thursday, January 29, 2015
Happy One Year Anniversary!
One year ago today Dr. Neville Allyne a very skilled surgeon and a great smelling man along with the help of a giant robot, sliced into my back. They scooped my vertebrae out, shoved a titanium rod and some donor cadaver bones to fashion vertebra, a few bolts and screws...bing bang boom; congratulations Jude, you just had a spinal fusion!
A year later and my mom asks, "well, would you do it all over again?" And without missing a beat I answered, "yes, without a doubt!"
My back is not perfect,yet! Three days ago I had my third injection in my SI joint on my right side. Did it work? Lets just say, I sneezed yesterday morning and saw Jesus. Oh my me I am in a daily battle against pain but I am in a far better place today than where I was a year ago. I don't randomly fall down because my foot doesn't drop. I can sit for more than a minute at a time, sure it's two minutes, but this is a building year. I can't run but I consider that a plus. I still haven't reached my goal of stepping back into the water and surfing but doc has benched me for this year. If I hurt my back in the water before everything fuses that could be a HUGE problem and frankly, I'm sick and tired of those.
Daisy has been a tremendous help getting me back out walking. First a minute at a time then five minutes, up to our first mile, three miles up to five until Dr. Allyne said to bring it back down! Also Marc Garber my physical therapist puts up with my late arrival to PT and his staff puts up with me only because they love Daisy so much. Of course my mom and dad feed me, walk me, dress me and my dad reminds me that I have two more surgeries to catch up to his four surgeries.
My first back surgery was just a little microdiscectomy that I regret but was a necessity at the time since the vertebra which was pushing out was pushing on the nerve that controlled when I would go tinkle. Since I hadn't tinkled in 2 days it was a pressing matter, pun intended.
Leading up to my fusion, which we had time to get ready for. I spent about 4 weeks teaching Tri City Hospital about the ADA and how Daisy played into it and what that meant about her coming into the waiting area and yes she does get to spend the night. Why? Because she's my service dog and she's with me 24/7. No, I don't want her in the O.R. that's gross. I don't want one of her frequent flier hairs to lodge into my spine and...anywaaaaaaaay after some lawyer phone call threats every visit to the hospital visit for pre-op was met with no less than three hospital administrators meeting us at the doorway! Ha! Go ADA!
Happy anniversary titanium and donor bone that makes me move! We might not able to dance with pelvic thrusts anymore but we can walk AND we know when we have to tinkle and isn't that what it's all about?
Monday, January 26, 2015
The Dennis Miller Show
I found some more photos from my appearance on the Dennis Miller Show a few years back. Going to a taping of the Late Late Show a week ago made me think I had been there before. I could have sworn the DMS taped there but of course nobody working there had been around long enough to remember. Ah showbiz. I wish I had hair and makeup people everyday to help me achieve maximum awesomeness. Also, did I mention the DMS show had a chimpanzee and I got to play with it after my set? Best part of the day! I mean, other than being on TV. Anyway, enjoy. 
Wednesday, January 21, 2015
The Late Late Show with Jim Gaffigan
Don't ask me how but Daisy gets me places no agent or publicist could ever!
Long blog to follow.
Tuesday, January 13, 2015
Monday, December 15, 2014
Thursday, December 11, 2014
Sunday, November 30, 2014
I'm Like An Old Car
Don't bring me in to the mechanic, all you find is problems!
Daisy & I went for a walk last week with Theresa Phan on the beach & while looking at a tide pool I took a step on a slimy rock & saw sky then saw an inside of a tide pool. A week long headache didn't seem normal even for me plus I just wanted to make sure that titanium in my spine was smack dab where it was suppose to be. 👍
All was well, no blood on my brain. Just some narrowing of the spinal canal and arthritis just like I had in my lower back. Some cars just shouldn't be driven.
Friday, November 07, 2014
Dog Shot
Yep, it happened. I'm that lady now. The one with the dog in her head shot!
Ha. Next come the 78 cats! Deal with it!
Wednesday, October 22, 2014
Monday, October 06, 2014
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