I'm sad that my Mom and Dad turned down the contract TLC offered them to do a reality show about us. Right after they turned them down TLC offered it to Jon and Kate plus 8. In retrospect it was a good move on my parents part. Gin and Patch Plus One would have been awkward and bad for my image. I want to seem bad to the bone but undoubtedly after seeing hours of footage of me at home everyone would know how saintly and humble I am and my cover would be blown.