Comedian Judy McDonald, 31, Chokes and Dies on a Hot Dog

If the plane I was on tonight crashed and burned while going over the Bayou the paper would have read,
'Comedian Judy McDonald dead at 30'
but if I choke and die on a hot dog tomorrow it will say, 
'Comedian Judy McDonald, Dead at 31.'

This us why there will be no hot dogs served at my birthday party.  I take no chances!