And this is a photograph of my dogs just minutes ago:
I think the golden retriever might be dead. I'm not sure though. The yellow lab at least lifts his head, but it could just be rigor mortis setting in. Just kidding. That's not true, they are not dead, they just smell like death. They swim all day and then when we are not home they bust in through the doggy door and bring the wet dog smell in the house. I very badly want to give them a "summer cut" which would involve me giving them a crew cut, but what with the court order that prevents me from coming within 15 feet of sharp objects, that idea is out.