Now that I'm in the know, I was so outraged that there was still corn in the field that I attacked it with a judo chop. Little did I know that corn is not a passive crop. It sucker punched me immediately after this picture was taken...I hate corn. It's unnatural for us to eat. It comes out the same way it goes in. And for that reason, I am denouncing corn.
But I do enjoy the sight of 30 loitering cats hanging out by the dog food. That just puts a smile on my face and makes my nose run. Cats on a farm are good because they give the mice something to fear. And mice need to be taught that they are not the boss of everything. Look at what happened to Mickey when the power went to his head. This is why I tolerate 30 cats on a farm. And I don't mind if they eat corn.
Of course my favorite thing on the farm is the labs. Yellow, chocolate and black all living in harmony, truly God's favorite animal. But, I was told not to let God's favorite animals too close to the kittens as they tend to snack on them if given the opportunity, duly noted.