I first met him at USD when he was just a pup. And now he's all grown up and married, but he still can't handle his beer. I must really like Joseph because I drove all the way to San Diego today for his wedding plus I put on a dress. I usually don't like to wear a dress since when I do, I look so good that everyone around me gets such low self esteem when they see me that it's not good for our Country's morale.
Mac Davis was right, it really is hard to be humble.