Friday, January 07, 2005

46 Grams of Fat

What's John Stossel so angry about? ?
Is his life really that bad that he must say the phrase, "give me a break" before he starts every news story? I think most of his rage comes from his moustache. Alex Trebek use to be an angry little Canadian, then he shaved off his angry nose hair that had run amuck and now he's just a regular cool kanook. Take note John Stossel, shave your moustache, life is too short to be so angry and to have a moustache.
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Carls Jr presents the Breakfast Burger:
A hamburger with a fried egg, crisp bacon, hash brown nuggets, cheese, ketchup and a charbroiled all-beef patty on a sesame-seed bun and it only has 830 calories and 46 grams of fat.

I dare you to eat three of those and then crank call John Stossel.