I am unemployed.
I applied for unemployment benefits.
I should be washing dishes or digging ditches somewhere.
I should be working.
I read Studs Terkel in college;
I went to college!
I am an entertainer. Entertainers are supposed to be on unemployment, I think I read that in a book somewhere.
I am unemployed.
In 5th grade I got a D in poetry, go figure.
